Most Disturbing Sex Toys

It's hard to let go of childhood and some adults never stopped playing with toys. Sex toys that is. Disturbing sex toys. Here is a compilation from Cracked of the Most Disturbing Sex Toys. Do you own one of these things? If so, you're on watch. 

Rubber gates of Hades. Nothing to get you in the mood like some infernal penis rings. Put your genitals through the underworld. Dante would have been proud.

Rubber Mitten. Kitten forgot her mitten? Latex mitten, for umm.. Keeping her warm? We're not sure how this thing works and we really don't want to find out.

Anal Speculum. Spread ‘em. Check up on yourself with this medical tool for your anus. It’s cold, metallic, and will bring back warm memories of all those prostate exams.

Anal cone. Putting a cone in your butt? Sounds like something that would happen in a frat party hazing. But some people can’t resist traffic tools.

Phallic gas mask. I’m not exactly sure how or why this works. But if you’re a lesbian with a nuclear fetish, this might work? Or you can scare people when you go snorkeling.

Bunny hood. Donny Darko lovers, this sex toy is for you. A creepy bunny hood with a hole for your mouth. For... carrots?

Kaylani’s foot fetish. Foot fetishes are relatively common. But some people just can’t get their hands on a pair of pretty feet. Kaylani’s foot toy is here to help.

Mr. Jack with mustache. Someone woke up and couldn’t find a decent glory hole in town, so they invented this. I presume. A creepy mustachioed suction device for all your skeevy needs. It also has rubber teeth.

Full spandex body binder sack. This might not exactly be a sex toy. It could be a device to help you sleep, also. A quote from the manufacturer website, "This total body sack is so comfortable, I could spend an entire night in it."

Pigtail butt plug. Oink! Oink! Make ‘em squeal with this corky toy tail. Who knew becoming an animal was as easy as shoving something up your bum

Rubber Ducky massager. Like bathtime? And masturbation? And little duck toys? You can now do all of these things at once.

Steel chastity device. Man stepping out on you? Here’s a medieval way to give him nightmares. A steel chastity device, complete with lock and key.

Ring toss. In case you ever wanted to turn your booty into a party game, there’s an anal ring toss. The wearer becomes the target. The people who throw rings at them, compete to “score.”

Inflatable vibrating cushion. When I had inflatable furniture in the 90s, I never imagined this. An inflatable vibrating cush for your tush. At least you can sit down.

Tongue vibrator. Ever wish you could have an amputated tongue that wriggles around for your pleasure? Today is your lucky day. The universe has answered your prayers.